Comments In RED

The Huffington Post published their top 10 lists of celebrity endorsements. In a day where the news will be saturated with polls and fund raising and predictions - I thought I would have a little fun with these lists. Here they are, with my comments in red

Barack Obama
10. Jennifer Aniston - HuffPo credits her support to Obama’s distant relation to Brad Pitt, I credit it to Angelina’s distant relation to Hillary Clinton.
9. Robert De Niro - Always important to have the support of the Corleone’s
8. Chris Rock - Yes We Can, Motha F*cka’
7. Samuel L. Jackson - If elected, Obama should make him head of the FAA. He can keep those snakes off our planes.
6. Scarlett Johansson - Well, Kennedy had Marilyn…

5. George Clooney - Hello - Running Mate?!?!?
4. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner - He didn’t help Kerry that much - but then again, wasn’t that back when he was dating J.Lo.? Surely this time around it will be better.
3. Caroline Kennedy and Maria Shriver - Dear Caroline, sorry for bringing up Marilyn.
2. will.i.am - Bill Clinton had Streisand. Obama has a Black Eyed Pea. If that doesn’t sum up this entire election, I don’t know what would.
1. Oprah - Everyone gets Ba RACK Ohhhhh BaaaaaMaaaaaa!

Hillary Clinton
10. Eva Longoria - Who is so well known for her political activism. Eva, lend your girl a hand with something you do know about. Those pant suits are killing me.
9. Barbara Streisand - Haven’t we always said that will.i.am was the black Barbara Streisand.
8. Magic Johnson - Wait? He made the top 10? Oh God, she is really in trouble.
7. America Ferrara - who has gone on tour with Chelsea Clinton. Insert Swan joke here.
6. Perez Hilton - In a year where people are scrutinizing the candidates for their supporters comments, this guy leaves a treasure trove of Supporter-Gate material. On any given blogday.
5. Natalie Portman - Ok, I have to admit - this is a pretty good one.
4. Jack Nicholson - With friends like these…
3. Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen - I have nothing bad to say about them either. In fact, I really love them.
2. Elton John - Who Perez claims as his father (in a Papa Can You Hear Me? (thanks Babs!) kind of way. Not in a, wait, Elton shtooped a girl? kind of way). I guess Fabergé apples don’t fall far from the tree.
1. Ellen DeGeneres - It’s probably because of the pant suits.